was once a cute chubby boy back in his secondary school days. Until the day he was brought into army. His BMTC in Ninja Company (2006) and 35SCE Survey Platoon (2006-2007) brought
about a transformation (and a little quirkiness) in him. He obtained superhuman powers and is now called, the Super Pioneer! By day, he is a lazy bum who slacks around at home,
blogging and doing useless things. By night, he turns into Super Pioneer, doing the relentless works that is given to him. After the defeat of his Arch Nemesis, The Brain,
Super Pioneer Daron is moving on with his life and onto the next villian, the NUS Monster.
Thursday, October 04, 2007
After Home Syndrome (a.k.a ORD-inogistis)
Sembawang Camp: (Defn) A condition when a human being's stomach becomes bigger over time due to the lack of exercise and continuous eating. Eg. Wa Lau... I'm becoming a Sembawang Camp... (touching his/her belly)~Definition contributed by CPL Yong Teng
Soldier's condition remains critical upon return to camp
by Super Pioneer Daron
01 October 2006~ A soldier was reported to have returned back to camp after a whole month, the reason classified. CPL Yeo Jun Xian Darren was first seen at the HQ Block with a group of fellow soldiers. He was later sighted at ETC managing some jeeps throughout the whole morning, and was sighted at numerous locations in the afternoon driving a jeep with men taking signages down.
Apparently, CPL Yeo is suffering from a common illness called the After-Home Syndrome, also known as the ORD-inogitis. It is a condition whereby someone suffers from depression, sleepiness, boredom and anger due to the luxury of out of camp life.
When interviewed, the 19 years old replied in a melancholic voice, "Why am I doing this, you say? Cause Bo Bian lah... Survey Course start already.. so must be busy lor.. "
"What the !@#$%^ am I doing back in camp?!?"
Treatment is said to take many days before the patient is healed, and the only way is by conducting cold-turkey on the individual. There are many incidents of failing to contain the illness. One such example was the recent disappearence of a fellow soldier in the Survey Platoon. Due to the high sensitivity of the issue, Daron Post is only allowed to state that the missing person has a 3rd Sergeant Rank. Evidence obtained from the authorities pointed out that his long term absence was due to a long term injury. Investigation is still being carried over the missing person.
CPL Yeo is now at home, continuing to deliver a highly classified report, but there is little hope for the soldier's sanity when he reports back to camp on the following Monday.
He said emotionally " Die la... Die la... Die la...."
More updates will be provided in the near future.
superpioneerdaron@d-post.com.sg
Post your comments online at http://yo-daron.blogspot.com
Check out with super funny video posted by SomeRandomGuy on Youtube~ Enjoy~!
by Super Pioneer Daron
01 October 2006~ A soldier was reported to have returned back to camp after a whole month, the reason classified. CPL Yeo Jun Xian Darren was first seen at the HQ Block with a group of fellow soldiers. He was later sighted at ETC managing some jeeps throughout the whole morning, and was sighted at numerous locations in the afternoon driving a jeep with men taking signages down.
Apparently, CPL Yeo is suffering from a common illness called the After-Home Syndrome, also known as the ORD-inogitis. It is a condition whereby someone suffers from depression, sleepiness, boredom and anger due to the luxury of out of camp life.
When interviewed, the 19 years old replied in a melancholic voice, "Why am I doing this, you say? Cause Bo Bian lah... Survey Course start already.. so must be busy lor.. "
"What the !@#$%^ am I doing back in camp?!?"
Treatment is said to take many days before the patient is healed, and the only way is by conducting cold-turkey on the individual. There are many incidents of failing to contain the illness. One such example was the recent disappearence of a fellow soldier in the Survey Platoon. Due to the high sensitivity of the issue, Daron Post is only allowed to state that the missing person has a 3rd Sergeant Rank. Evidence obtained from the authorities pointed out that his long term absence was due to a long term injury. Investigation is still being carried over the missing person.
CPL Yeo is now at home, continuing to deliver a highly classified report, but there is little hope for the soldier's sanity when he reports back to camp on the following Monday.
He said emotionally " Die la... Die la... Die la...."
More updates will be provided in the near future.
superpioneerdaron@d-post.com.sg
Post your comments online at http://yo-daron.blogspot.com
Check out with super funny video posted by SomeRandomGuy on Youtube~ Enjoy~!
Up, up and away says Super Pioneer Daron.
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