was once a cute chubby boy back in his secondary school days. Until the day he was brought into army. His BMTC in Ninja Company (2006) and 35SCE Survey Platoon (2006-2007) brought
about a transformation (and a little quirkiness) in him. He obtained superhuman powers and is now called, the Super Pioneer! By day, he is a lazy bum who slacks around at home,
blogging and doing useless things. By night, he turns into Super Pioneer, doing the relentless works that is given to him. After the defeat of his Arch Nemesis, The Brain,
Super Pioneer Daron is moving on with his life and onto the next villian, the NUS Monster.
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
= DBee Jokes (90 percentage)
Name: Ji Zhak a.k.a. The Great Depression, Toilet Party Boy, Ting Ting, NS Gym MasterAbilities: Storm cloud (Makes enemies depressed, self afflicting damage to themselves) Wash clothes (increase armour by 20) Spade in the jerry can (Confuse enemy, stunning them for 3 seconds) Ultima: Mastermind (Have the ultimate plan for allies: All Stat +20 AOE)
Favourite: Soccer, Watching movies, taking off, Felicia Chin
Dislike: SaiKan
Tagline: "ok, then like that how?", " Wait, I dont understand", (Lizard noises)
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If Sting got sued for his name by a bee, then Tham-bee is in big trouble... haha.. ok, that was a DBee Joke!
I guess this is one of those rare occasions our platoon went out as a near-complete whole, even rarer for Thambi to join us for a movie. But when he mentioned that he was interested in watching the "Bee Movie" today, we grasped the opportunity of chilling out together.
Recently, there were many crazy things that have been revolving our lovable thambi. It started with the SWO and his thirty years done by YongTeng, then there was the frog noises created by Daniel, and now there is talk all about DB Jokes and 90 percentage. But hey, if you're not part of Survey Platoon, please pardon me for the inside jokes.
Anyway, 90 percentage can be applied anywhere in your daily life. We had a live example while watching the movie. Towards the end of the movie , or say 90 percentage of the show, the whole cinema at AMK Cathay suddenly blacked out. The next thing that happened was YongTeng shouting "90 percent!" It took a while before the movie came back again. While waiting, a few incidents happened. One of the staffs came in and apologised to the whole lot of us, offering to refund our movie(which was what we were hoping for since there was only 10% left of it anyway). In the midst of that chaos, Thambi spilled 90 percentage of his lemon tea on Jax, making his t-shirt 90 percentage wet. By the time the movie came back again, another staff (or perhaps the manager) came in and apologise for the inconvenience caused. BUT HE DID NOT MENTION ABOUT ANY REFUND. Well, it was a one second disappointment, but what the heck, it was only 2 minutes till the end, so we didnt suffer from the black out. :D
90 percentage. What a high level of certainty, and yet there is a 10% chance the odds may turn against you. Well, it happend to YongTeng and Thambi on one occasion that affect the rest of the whole day, but rather than mellow about a depressing incident, a joke was created out of it. And such jokes will also be alive in our Survey Platoon.
Up, up and away says Super Pioneer Daron.
11:19 PM.
11:19 PM.